Venom's Steed - Flared Equine Fantasy Dildo

Beefy, well sculpted and visually impressive. Excellent toy. A little hard to push the cum lube through but that seems to be a thing with any ejaculating toys, you need to thin out the lube a bit with water.

Do you know the feeling of having low hanging fruit of legendary taste just at your fingertips, when you can see it just in front of your face, feel its texture under your fingers, smell its sweet, thick, slowly dripping aromatic juices and even taste it with tip of your tongue, but all this at cost of not being able to take a bite of it? With arrival of this extremely handsome toy I know that feeling now.

Let me start with the beginning - the tip. Or maybe should say - THE TIP. It's not an ordinary horse cock's head, it's not even the huge flared horse cock. It's mother of all horse cock heads, ultimately oversized piece of horse junk, cannonball of alien breeder, mammoth of horsecock.

It's massive. You can feel it by holding the toy that it bends strongly towards the tip. It will not stand straight because of that. The toy comes with optional 15mm Vac-u-Lock attachment hole - to me, would be much more fitting to equip this magnificent piece of cock with 25mm-sized hole because of its weight, but maybe such big hole would make the structure less stable? I don't know.

Back to the tip - it's over 26cm in circumfence, wich is nearly 8,5cm in diameter - and here comes the frustrating part of having the precious fruit in your hand, but not being able to take a bite.

If your sigmoid is not trained to take such dimensions - don't take the L-size. I was able to only pop the head inside of me, and it was after extensive training with similar sized toys. Don't get me wrong - as mentioned, I have other similar sized toys with tips of not-that-much-smaller circumfence - 25,5cm and 24cm to be precise, but as far as I can take these fairly deep, trying to push Venom deeper is like pushing it against the wall. The devil lies in material density - even after picking the "Extra Soft" option, it's definitely not as soft as I would expect it from toy this size. I'm used to toys which are more plastic, squishy, soft, you name it, and it's the principle I follow while choosing my toys: bigger the size, softer the material. And this toy's material should definitely be softer to make it easier to take turns inside.

Especially when you look below the toy's enormous head (by the way, wonderfully designed head :3 ) - and boy, oh boy, there's a lot to see and to build up appetite. Right below the head there are few leathery wrinkles, but all fun starts even lower, where veiny texture appears, covering all the shaft right to the balls. 15 centimeters below the head, which is slightly over 18cm overall length comes the first medial ring. Not more than 5 centimeters below there is another, thicker one. Positioning both bold medial rings right beside of each other, flavoured with sauce of thick veins of the shaft is great design choice - it's truly phenomenal design and I have special category for such beautifully sculpted toys. However, I'm not sure how much it's my fault by picking this size, even if I was sure about my skills by looking at provided dimensions, but I feel like making the toy's head THAT big, in connection with material that is not exactly as soft as I would expect from toy of that size is not entirely well thought-out design decision, more of designer's show-off, which maybe looks great, but has not much to do with practical use (toy was designed by talented Morgan Morningstar, check their X).

To sum up: if you're hesitate between two sizes - pick a smaller one. Better be safe than sorry than end up with unusable toy, even if the dimesions seem to be within your range. It's 6/5 for design, literally currently my favourite when it comes to visual aspects, but 2/5 user-friendly score. I'd love to see redesign with slightly smaller crown around the head, because there's a lot of room for adjustment and it still be looking like ultimate massacre tool even after making it smaller in circumfence, or the toy made with softer silicone mix.