The Coffin Grinder
The Coffin Grinder
The Coffin Grinder
The Coffin Grinder
The Coffin Grinder
The Coffin Grinder

The Coffin Grinder

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The Coffin Grinder – Strap-Down Grinder

The Coffin Grinder is a strap-down grinding toy designed for body-led, hands-free pleasure. It secures firmly in place so the user can focus on movement, pressure and rhythm without needing to hold it.

The design features a tentacle wrapped around and emerging from a wooden coffin form, creating layered texture across the grindable surface. It can be used as a standard grinder or upgraded with a 7-speed bullet vibrator for focused vibration. This is a fully user-controlled experience, built for steady grinding, rocking and hip-led motion.

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KEY FEATURES
  • Strap-down design → Secures to pillows, furniture or a partner’s thigh for stable grinding
  • Tentacle-wrapped coffin texture → Adds varied stimulation across the grindable surface
  • Fully user-led movement → Control pressure, pace, and intensity with your body
  • Optional 7-speed bullet upgrade → Adds focused vibration where it matters most
  • Handmade platinum silicone → Durable, body-safe and made to last
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
  • Instinctive, body-led grinding rather than thrusting
  • Textured surface creates varied sensation with each movement
  • Pressure builds naturally through rocking and hip motion
  • Steady rhythm can feel slow and controlled or firm and insistent
  • With bullet upgrade: focused, targeted vibration layered over texture
SIMPLE HOW TO USE

1. Secure the grinder to a pillow, cushion, chair or a partner’s thigh using the included straps. Make sure it is firmly positioned and stable before use.

2. Apply water-based lubricant to the grindable surface and yourself.

3. Straddle the grinder and lower yourself into a comfortable position.

4. Grind, rock, bounce, roll your hips, explore different movements and rhythms to find what feels best.

If using the bullet vibrator upgrade:

1. Insert the bullet vibrator into the designated opening at the bottom of the grinder before securing it.

2. Set the vibration speed to a comfortable starting level and adjust as desired.

After use, clean with warm soapy water or a suitable toy cleaner. Store in a lint-free bag away from direct sunlight.

HOW PEOPLE USE
  • Secured to a pillow for hands-free grinding
  • Strapped to furniture for upright or kneeling use
  • Used during solo sessions focused on slow rhythm building
  • Used with the bullet upgrade for added vibration intensity
  • Incorporated into partner play where stability and alignment matter
WHO THIS DESIGN WORKS BEST FOR

Works Best For

  • People who enjoy grinding rather than thrusting
  • Users who prefer body-weight-controlled pressure
  • Those who want a stable, strap-secured setup
  • Users who enjoy textured external stimulation

Also Good For

  • Beginners exploring grinders for the first time
  • Experienced users who enjoy layered texture
  • People who like optional vibration without committing to it
  • Those who prefer hands-free positioning

Not Ideal For

  • People looking for thrust-based penetration
  • Users who want automatic or motor-driven movement
  • Those who prefer minimal to moderate texture
SIZE GUIDE
Measurement Size
Base Length 17.8 cm / 7.0 in
Base Width 13.3 cm / 5.3 in
COLOUR OPTIONS

Available Colour Options

  • Odyssey Black (default)
  • Surprise Me
  • 1 Colour
  • 2 Colour
  • Highlight
  • Signature (Product Pictures)

Default Colour

Odyssey Black is the default colour option. If no colour selection is made, the product will be produced in Odyssey Black.

Signature Colour

The Signature option refers to the colourway shown in the product listing images. Product photos always display the Signature colour unless stated otherwise. Signature colours are specific to each product design.

Handmade Variation Notice

All Odyssey products are handmade. Colour placement, highlights and finishes may vary. Each piece is unique.

MATERIALS, SAFETY & CARE

Materials

  • Made from 100% high-grade platinum-cured silicone
  • Coloured using body-safe, non-toxic pigments
  • Free from phthalates, latex, BPA and plasticisers
  • Non-porous, hypoallergenic and designed for long-term use

Platinum-cured silicone is considered the gold standard for body-safe sex toys due to its durability, flexibility, and resistance to bacteria.

Body Safety

  • Fully non-porous — will not harbour bacteria when cleaned properly
  • Safe for external and internal use
  • Compatible with water-based lubricants only

⚠ Do not use with silicone-based lubricants, as they may damage the surface.

Allergies & Sensitivities

  • Suitable for most people with sensitive skin
  • If you have known sensitivities, we recommend performing a patch test before extended use

Cleaning & Care

  • Wash before and after each use with warm water and mild, unscented soap, or a dedicated toy cleaner
  • Allow to air-dry completely before storing
  • For deeper cleaning, toys without electronics may be boiled for 3–5 minutes (if size and design allow)

Storage

  • Store in a clean, dry place away from direct sunlight
  • Keep separate from other silicone toys to prevent surface interaction
  • Use a fabric pouch or original packaging where possible
LORE

In the salt-scoured village of Blackharrow Cove, not every body is given to the sea.

Only the marked.

Those who die strangely. Suddenly. Without reason. Skin sometimes bearing faint crescent impressions, like teeth pressed beneath the surface. The villagers do not know if the creature chooses them before death or after. They only know the marks appear, and the tide grows uneasy when such a body remains on land.

So the coffin is not buried.

It is carried at dusk to the water’s edge and left where wet sand meets the pull of the tide. No prayers. No watchers after dark. By morning, it is gone.

Because the tentacle is already there.

Wrapped around the coffin before the first wave reaches it. Coiled. Patient. Claiming what was always meant to be claimed. The sea does not thrash. It does not demand. It simply draws its offering back into the depths, slow and certain.

It is selection.
It is ritual.
It is surrender to something vast, patient and watching.

FAQ

Product-Specific FAQs

  • Does it vibrate?

    No. This is a standard, non-vibrating strap-down grinder. Sensation comes from movement, pressure, and rhythm.

  • What happens if I choose the bullet vibrator upgrade?

    If the vibrating upgrade is selected, a cavity will be created for the bullet vibe and a 7-speed bullet vibrator will be included.

  • Is the bullet removable?

    Yes. The bullet vibrator can be removed for cleaning or used separately if desired.

  • Does the grinder stay in place during use?

    Yes. It includes straps designed to secure it to a pillow, cushion, chair or partner’s thigh for stable grinding.

  • Is this suitable for beginners?

    Yes. Strap-down grinders are intuitive and fully user-controlled, making them accessible for both beginners and experienced users.

  • How does a strap-down grinder feel?

    Strap-down grinders offer a fully user-led experience. Sensation comes from rocking, rubbing, and grinding rather than thrusting. Pressure is controlled by body weight and movement.

  • Do I need to thrust?

    No. The design is made for grinding motions from the hips, not in-and-out thrusting.

  • Can it be used without straps?

    It is designed to be secured for stability. Using straps helps maintain alignment and consistent stimulation.

  • Can I use lubricant?

    Yes. Use water-based lubricant only. Do not use silicone-based lubricants.

  • Will my toy look exactly like the photos?

    Each toy is handmade from body-safe silicone, making every piece unique. Small variations are a natural part of the process and never affect safety or use. Any item that doesn’t meet our strict quality standards is remade before leaving our workshop. Handmade means character—not compromise.

SHIPPING

Handmade Production Time

All Odyssey products are made by hand.

Production times vary depending on current order volume.

The most up-to-date production times can be found here:

Shipping Timelines

Orders are shipped after production is complete.

Shipping times vary based on destination and selected service.

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Discreet Packaging

All orders are shipped in discreet, unbranded packaging.

No product or company details appear on the outside of the parcel.

International Availability

International shipping is available.

Delivery times and customs processing may vary by destination.

A quick heads-up, adventurer: every piece we craft is handmade with care and chaos, so it can take up to 14 days to forge your order.

Once your creation is ready to embark on its journey, we’ll send you a tracking scroll (email) so you can follow its every move. After that, it usually takes 2–3 working days to reach your doorstep — not counting the crafting time, naturally.

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