Cthulhu Wand Grinder

What Makes Cthulhu Special?

In the sunken city of R’lyeh, where the sea floor folds upon itself in impossible geometry, the Great Old One sleeps...

Cthulhu, the dreamer beneath the waves, his thoughts leaking into mortal minds, his name whispered by cults across the world...

The Cthulhu Wand Grinder draws inspiration from H.P. Lovecraft’s vision of cosmic dread, and little hint from H.R. Giger’s surreal, biomechanical art, we sculpted every little detail with pleasurable purpose and this one has quickly become a favourite.  

The sculpted face and ribbed tentacles form a V-shaped grind zone, crafted for unrelenting contact and stimulation. Dock your wand into the skull and feel the vibrations awaken something ancient... a pleasure that hums with forbidden energy.

Our Signature Colourway cast in a two-tone pink/purple, the piece rests on a shield-shaped base textured like worn stone, echoing the ruins of R’lyeh itself.

This is no mere toy. It is a summoning... a fragment of what waits beneath the waves.

Features at a Glance

• Cthulhu-inspired face with ribbed tentacles for deep, rhythmic grinding
• V-groove between tentacles for constant, targeted contact
• Wand dock channels vibration through the skull and tentacles
• Two-tone pink and purple finish exclusive to the Cthulhu Signature Colourway.
• Shield-style rocky base for grip, grounding, and display
• Hand-poured platinum silicone - body-safe, smooth, and handmade in the UK

Sizes & Specs

• Total Height: 6 in (15.2 cm)

• Width at Base: 4.5 in (11.4 cm)

• Wand Dock: Standard-size compatible

Materials & Magic

Hand-poured in our UK studio using 100% platinum-cured silicone.
Body-safe, hypoallergenic, and built to channel your wand’s vibrations like a ritual chant.

Care Guide

✅ Wash before and after use with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner
✅ Use with water-based lube
❌ Avoid silicone-based lubes