Cthulhu II Insertable Wand Grinder
What Makes The Cthulhu II Insertable Wand Grinder Special
Deep beneath the waves, the Great Dreamer stirs.
Cthulhu, the cosmic being who sleeps in R’lyeh’s drowned halls, is said to reach the minds of mortals through dreams... a whisper, a pulse, a rhythm beneath the surface.
It was from this myth, born in H.P. Lovecraft’s 1928 tale The Call of Cthulhu, that the Cthulhu II Insertable Wand Grinder emerged.
This evolved form builds upon the original grinder, merging art and anatomy in an unholy harmony.
The ribbed tentacles and V-shaped grind zone channel your wand’s vibrations with precision, but below the skull now lies a 7-inch insertable shaft... Twisting Tentacles reach up, shaped to fill, stretch, and move with your body as if alive.
The design draws from H.R. Giger’s biomechanical surrealism, giving texture and life to the tentacled curves. Our Signature Colourway Finished in a two-tone pink and purple unique to this range, and grounded on a shield-textured rocky base, Cthulhu II is both a display piece and a ritual tool for those who crave depth and devotion.
When you use it, you’re not just feeling... you’re awakening something that should never have been disturbed.
Features at a Glance
• Cthulhu-inspired face with ribbed tentacles for grinding and stimulation
• 7-inch insertable shaft for deeper, dual-sensation play
• V-groove between tentacles channels vibration throughout the form
• Signature two-tone pink and purple unique to the Cthulhu range
• Shield base with rocky detailing for grip and display
• Hand-poured platinum silicone - body-safe, smooth, and handmade in the UK
• Sculptural style influenced by H.R. Giger’s biomechanical art
Sizes & Specs
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Total Height: 10.5 in (26.7 cm)
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Insertable Length: 7 in (17.8 cm)
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Widest Shaft Circumference: 6 in (15.2 cm)
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Wand Dock: Standard-size compatible
Materials & Magic
Hand-poured in our UK studio using 100% platinum-cured silicone.
Each Cthulhu II is unique — shaped by hand, born from chaos.
Care Guide
✅ Wash before and after use with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner
✅ Use with water-based lube
❌ Avoid silicone-based lubes
A quick heads-up, adventurer: every piece we craft is handmade with care and chaos, so it can take up to 14 days to forge your order.
Once your creation is ready to embark on its journey, we’ll send you a tracking scroll (email) so you can follow its every move. After that, it usually takes 2–3 working days to reach your doorstep — not counting the crafting time, naturally.