The Woodland Grinder – Wand-Powered Fantasy Sex Toy
What Makes This One Special?
Step into the forest, and you’ll find more than just trees. The Woodland Grinder rises from its enchanted stump, blooming with delicate rose textures that beg to be straddled and ridden.
Originally designed in conjunction with our sister company Godemiche this fantasy grinder transforms your wand into a pulsing, vibrating throne. Strap it down to a chair, pillow, or even your partner’s thigh, and surrender to hands-free, body-led grinding that feels as wild as it looks.
The Woodland is for the adventurer who craves immersive sensation: fluttering petals, textured ridges, and deep rumbling vibration that turns every grind into a magical climax.
⚔ Features at a Glance
• 🌹 Floral textures for grinding and riding • 🌲 Tree stump base for wand compatibility • 🪢 Strap-down system for hands-free chaos • 🎨 Custom colours, marbles, and signature pours available • 💖 Choice of silicone firmness • 🔊 Channels every vibration from your wand through rose and root
📏 Sizes & Specs
Grinder Size: • Length: 20 cm (8 in) • Width: 12 cm (5 in) • Height: 10 cm (4 in)
Wand Compatibility: • Fits Doxy Original & Die Cast • Fits Magic Wand, Hitachi, and most large-head wand massagers
Strap System: • Includes 2x 80 cm black straps with buckles • Upgrade to 1.5 m straps for larger setups
🧪 Materials & Magic
Hand poured in the UK, first by Godemiche and now enchanted in Odyssey’s realm. • Made from 100% platinum cured silicone • Body safe, hypoallergenic, and built for heavy grinding • Available in multiple firmness levels and fantasy colour options • Each piece handmade, each pour unique
🧼 Care Guide
✅ Wash before and after with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner ✅ Use with water based lube for the smoothest grind ✅ Store in a lint free pouch away from sunlight
❌ Don’t use silicone based lube unless spot tested
🧰 Compatible Gear
• Works with Doxy Original, Die Cast, Magic Wand, Hitachi, and most large wands • Strap-down system makes it perfect for chairs, pillows, or partner’s thigh
A quick heads-up, adventurer: every piece we craft is handmade with care and chaos, so it can take up to 14 days to forge your order.
Once your creation is ready to embark on its journey, we’ll send you a tracking scroll (email) so you can follow its every move. After that, it usually takes 2–3 working days to reach your doorstep — not counting the crafting time, naturally.
