Jordan The Ranger Wand Grinder
Jordan The Ranger Wand Grinder
Jordan The Ranger Wand Grinder
Jordan The Ranger Wand Grinder
Jordan The Ranger Wand Grinder

Jordan The Ranger Wand Grinder

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What Makes the Jordan Wand Grinder Special?

The Whisperwood Ranger was known for one thing: the way he could turn steady rhythm into full-body pleasure.
A druid who once shared a night with him shaped that memory into this creation, a torso to lean into, a hand that grips your wand tight, and a curved shaft that carries rumbling power deeper than you expect.

The Jordan Wand Grinder is built for riders, rockers, and grinders who want depth, vibration, and grounded, realistic intensity.
You don’t just switch it on.
You sink in and let the forest take over.

Features at a Glance

  • Wand-powered design (Doxy, Hitachi, Magic Wand & more)
  • Curved, realistic shaft for deep grinding
  • Sculpted hand holds your wand firmly in place
  • Torso base gives leverage for pressure and rocking
  • Hand-poured platinum silicone

How It Works

The wand locks into the sculpted hand.
Vibration travels through the hand, the torso and into the curved Jordan shaft.
You ride, grind and melt as the power moves through your whole body.

Simple. Brutal. Effective.

Jordan Grinder Size

  • Insertable Length: 5.5 inches
  • Insertable Circumference: 6 inches
  • Base Length: 9.5 inches
  • Base Width: 5.8 inches

Materials & Magic

Hand-poured in our UK studio using 100% platinum-cured silicone.
Each Cthulhu II is unique, shaped by hand, born from chaos.

Care Guide

✅ Wash before and after use with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner
✅ Use with water-based lube
❌ Avoid silicone-based lubes

A quick heads-up, adventurer: every piece we craft is handmade with care and chaos, so it can take up to 14 days to forge your order.

Once your creation is ready to embark on its journey, we’ll send you a tracking scroll (email) so you can follow its every move. After that, it usually takes 2–3 working days to reach your doorstep — not counting the crafting time, naturally.

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