Jordan The Ranger
What Makes Jordan Special?
They say the Whisperwood Ranger could charm anyone, mortals, mages, even the odd forest spirit if the mood was right.
Not because he wielded magic.
But because he moved with the quiet, grounded confidence of someone who knows exactly what his body can do.
Campfire gossip claimed his lovers would disappear into the trees with him and return hours later looking… transformed.
Relaxed.
Ruinously satisfied.
When the ranger vanished deeper into the wilds, one admirer, a druid with a talent for shaping living memory, crafted a tribute to the body she could never forget.
Features at a Glance
- Realistic sculpted head with natural shaft detailing
- Medium girth for grounded, comfortable fullness
- Available in solid silicone or dual density
- Harness-compatible wide base
- Handmade from premium, body-safe platinum silicone
What Is Dual Density?
Dual density is the druid’s secret: two layers of silicone forged to feel closer to real flesh.
The Core
Firm, steady, grounding, creating believable resistance.
The Flesh
A softer outer layer that warms, yields, and responds like skin.
The result: firm where you need it, soft where you crave it, and beautifully lifelike.
Sizes and Specs
Small
- Insertable length: 6.5" / 16.5 cm
- Total length: 7.5" / 19 cm
- Circumference at base: 6.8" / 17.3 cm
- Circumference at middle of shaft: 6.3" / 16 cm
- Circumference at tip: 5" / 12.7 cm
- Diameter at base: 1.7" / 4.3 cm
- Diameter at middle of shaft: 1.7" / 4.3 cm
- Diameter at tip: 1.5" / 3.8 cm
Medium
- Insertable length: 8" / 20.3 cm
- Total length: 9.5" / 24.1 cm
- Circumference at base: 7.9" / 20 cm
- Circumference at middle of shaft: 7.5" / 19 cm
- Circumference at tip: 6.5" / 16.5 cm
- Diameter at base: 2.2" / 5.6 cm
- Diameter at middle of shaft: 2" / 5.1 cm
- Diameter at tip: 2" / 5.1 cm
Large
- Insertable length: 10.5" / 26.7 cm
- Total length: 12" / 30.5 cm
- Circumference at base: 9.5" / 24.1 cm
- Circumference at middle of shaft: 8.7" / 22.1 cm
- Circumference at tip: 7.2" / 18.3 cm
- Diameter at base: 2.5" / 6.4 cm
- Diameter at middle of shaft: 2.5" / 6.4 cm
- Diameter at tip: 2.1" / 5.3 cm
Materials and Magic
Hand-poured in our UK studio using 100% platinum-cured silicone.
Body-safe, hypoallergenic, and crafted for long-lasting adventures.
Available in:
- Single Density — consistent firmness throughout
- Dual Density — firm core with a softer outer layer
Care Guide
Care Guide
- ✅ Wash before and after play with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner
- ✅ Use with water-based lube for best results
- ✅ Store in a lint-free pouch, separate from other silicone creations
- ✅ Keep away from sharp or abrasive objects
- ❌ Do not use silicone-based lube unless spot-tested first
- ❌ Do not boil if the item has any finish beyond pure silicone
Compatible Gear
Harness compatible for strap on play. Best paired with Liquid Silk water based lube for smooth, long lasting adventures, and the Sportsheets Red Lace Corsette Strap On Harness for a secure and striking fit.
A quick heads-up, adventurer: every piece we craft is handmade with care and chaos, so it can take up to 14 days to forge your order.
Once your creation is ready to embark on its journey, we’ll send you a tracking scroll (email) so you can follow its every move. After that, it usually takes 2–3 working days to reach your doorstep — not counting the crafting time, naturally.